I lovingly refer to my mother as the Comma Queen. She’s my proofreader extraordinaire, when I can contract use of her services. She is in very high demand, you know.
Making my own grammatical blunders always makes me cringe. However, it happens. Sometimes, I know it before the words ever trip off my tongue, but I am unable to stop it. Sometimes, I do it on purpose to drive someone crazy…what? It can be fun!
‘Til next time,
I grew up with The Comma Queen. Grammar mistakes were often met with glib sayings that have stayed with me, (and end up uttered whenever faced with a
opportunity similar situation) apparently, for life. Did things like this ever happen to you?
Question: Where is the insert whatever you’re trying to find here at?
Answer: Somewhere before the “at”.
Question: Are you done yet?
Answer: I am not a turkey. I will be finished in a moment.
This upbringing contributed to a healthy dislike of the misuse of the English language. Not saying I’m never…as correct as I possibly could have been. I have to think really hard about the difference between “lay” and “lie”, “who” and “whom”, and “affect” and “effect.” Thank goodness for Mental Floss. John Green talks about common grammar and spelling mistakes in this video.
This is my contribution to making social media a little less annoying. Hopefully, yours too.
‘Til next time,
Okay, another Geek Week video from Brainiac Tuesday. Professional wrestler, CM Punk basically spends the video reading a nasty note he received and then slamming their grammar mistake. Comma Queen, this is for you…